Luxury River Thames Afternoon Tea Aboard Bateaux London

The Thames river afternoon tea cruises offered by Bateaux London are a great way to escape from the hustle and bustle of London life.  Thames river afternoon tea cruises are ideal for both business meetings or those wishing to relax with friends and family.


from £36.00

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Tour Highlights

  • 1.5 hour river Thames cruise
  • Afternoon tea with a selection of sandwiches, pastries, cakes and assortment of teas
  • Live pianist
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Relaxing Afternoon Tea Cruise

The Thames river afternoon tea cruises offered by Bateaux London are a great way to escape from the hustle and bustle of London life.  Thames river afternoon tea cruises are ideal for both business meetings or those wishing to relax with friends and family.

Relax and enjoy the spectacular views as the Thames afternoon tea cruise takes you past some of London’s magnificent attractions:  London Eye, Tate Modern, Shakespeare’s Globe, Tower of London and Tower Bridge.  The Resident Pianist will create a soothing and calming atmosphere by playing some of the well known classics.

Treat your friends, family or loved one to London’s sights whilst enjoying the delicious afternoon tea and music from the resident Pianist.

Important Information

  • 100% cancellation charges apply once booked.
  • Dress code is smart casual.
  • Bateaux London reserves the right to refuse entry based on inappropriate attire.
  • Refunds will not be offered under such circumstances.
  • Child Policy: Children under the age of 3 are not permitted onboard.
  • Prams, bassinets or pushchairs are not permitted on the vessels.

Tour Inclusions

  • Afternoon tea
  • Sightseeing cruise
  • Live music

Departure details

  • 15:15pm Embankment Pier. Victoria Embankment. London, WC2N 6NU
  • Return 16.45pm.


  • April, May and October : Wednesday and Saturday
  • July and August : Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday
  • June and September : Wednesday, Friday and Saturday


  • Lemon Meringue Pie; Dark Chocolate Mousse with Marshmallow; Carrot Cake
  • Plain and Sultana Scones with Cornish Clotted Cream and Strawberry Preserve
  • Selection of Afternoon Tea Sandwiches: Smoked Salmon, lemon and cracked black pepper; Cucumber and
  • Dill Cream Cheese; Wiltshire Ham and English Mustard, Egg Mayonnaise and Cress
  • Vegetarian Afternoon Tea Sandwiches: Cucumber and Dill Cream Cheese; Egg Mayonnaise and Cress;
  • Hummus and Carrot, Mature Cheddar and Pickle
  • Fairtrade Coffee and Tea


Will the tour pick-up from my hotel?

Not unless you are staying at a hotel that is a designated pick-up (you will see options for these before you pay).  This is because of Government actions to help prevent pollution, no tour operators have been allowed to make individual hotel pick-ups since 1st April 2017.

Are there toilets on the coaches?

Some coaches have toilets, some do not, but on all tours there are regular comfort stops of no longer than 2 hours apart, plus all places visited have toilets on site.

Will we have time for a full lunch stop whilst on tour?

Unless you book a tour that includes a specific lunch stop then no.  Most tours are targeted at seeing as much as possible in one day and do not have time for a full stop.  There are options to buy food and snacks at all sites visited, but these can be expensive and most people prefer to bring food and drink with them.  Supermarkets, e.g. Tesco Express offer excellent and great value, pre-prepared food that is ideal for this.  Here is a store finder link.

Will the tour return to for example London at the time stated or can it be late?

Most tours return at the expected time, but this is always subject to traffic and it is possible there could be a delay and so it is always wise to allow plenty of spare time if you are planning on booking theatre shows, trains or flights etc. after your tour.

What clothes should I wear?

It is always wise to check the weather forecast before setting out.  It is good to plan in case of rain, with perhaps a shower coat and umbrella.  There will likely be quite a bit of walking on tours and comfy shoes are a must and if any of the tour is on grass e.g. Stonehenge Inner Circle tours then waterproof shoes are sensible.  It is often colder out of London than in London particularly if windy and a jumper or fleece in summer are wise and a warm coat in winter.

If visiting London how much time will it take to see all the main sites, will we have time for more than one out of London tour if we only have a week? How long in advance should I book tours?

It is a common mistake that people think it may take six days to see London and only allow a day for out of London tours.  However there is so much to see out of London that four days to go out of London will be an amazing experience to see maybe all these locations, Dover, Canterbury, Leeds Castle, Hampton Court, Windsor, Winchester, Glastonbury, Stonehenge, Avebury, Bath, Stratford, Oxford and Warwick.

There are excellent day tours of London that see all of the main attractions in one day and then perhaps allow a further two days to see the Making of Harry Potter Warner Bros. Tour and other London attractions not included on the main tours and do not forget to book your show/theatre tickets well in advance too.

These are all very popular tours, most sell out well in advance and it is wise to book your tours, theatre and attractions several months in advance and you will find good planning in advance will optimise your holiday.

Is it better value to tour sites of London and out of London sites on our own, perhaps hiring a car?

No, fixed tours of both London and out of London are much better value than visiting sites individually and you will find going individually entrance costs alone will add up to more than the fixed tours, even before you factor in travel costs.

Do tours pick-up from any of the London airports?

Sorry no tours depart or return from any UK airports.  There are however excellent rapid express trains for example the Heathrow Express.

Can you help me find a discounted best value hotel? Plus theatre/shows and other attractions?

Yes we certainly can and here are some useful links.

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